Dear My dearest Nieces and Nephews,
Yes, It is I, your lovable Aunt Shelly
Where have I been? I’ve been doing stuff.
Are you still rustled?
I’m here today to address the Kardashian problem
When I hear Kim’s name it hit home for me reasons being my sister is Kim Kardashian’s Doppelganger
I cry myself to sleep every night
Any who Kim is still at the stage where her ass is still bigger than her bump so lets play a game:
which bump is it?
Is it a baby?
is it her butt?
IF YOU GUESSED BABY YOU’RE WRONG THESE ARE ALL HER BUTT.
the only Kardashian I stand is Kourtney but more importantly
Lord Disick with the sass of a thousand gay men.
Even after everything Kim did, I can’t help but feel bad for her since her WHOLE family lives in her shadow.
but we must all remind ourselves why shes famous
- Love, Aunt Shelly