Kim KKK

| March 26, 2013 | 2 Comments

Dear My dearest Nieces and Nephews,

Guess who?
Yes, It is I, your lovable Aunt Shelly

Where have I been? I’ve been doing stuff.

Are you still rustled?

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I’m here today to address the Kardashian problem

When I hear Kim’s name it hit home for me reasons being my sister is Kim Kardashian’s Doppelganger

I cry myself to sleep every night

Any who Kim is still at the stage where her ass is still bigger than her bump so lets play a game:

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which bump is it?

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Is it a baby?

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is it her butt?

IF YOU GUESSED BABY YOU’RE WRONG THESE ARE ALL HER BUTT.

the only Kardashian I stand is Kourtney but more importantly

Lord Disick with the sass of a thousand gay men.

Even after everything Kim did, I can’t help but feel bad for her since her WHOLE family lives in her shadow.

but we must all remind ourselves why shes famous

- Love, Aunt Shelly

About the Author:

Aunt Shelly America's sweetheart and cat lady in the works. Enjoy my pent up anger, i'm here to satisfy your need for the truth.
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2 Comments on "Kim KKK"

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  1. It is in women’s mating strategy to emasculate men. It is how they know which one is alpha and which is beta. Feminism is just a giant shit test on the social scale. And a great deal of our brothers are failing.

  2. Peek! Disgusting analogy, but it DOES get the point across. Hah! And your, “I was born for this shit!” I’m so with you on that one, sweetheart. I’ve been getting ready for this for eons. These are tragically sad and overwhelmingly joyful times. **Muoah**

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